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More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.
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Discussing U.S. government personal data mining at the same time its agencies are losing "hundreds of laptops" with sensitive data
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"The biggest rubes, boobs, and noobs of 2006". Notes from the Field (InfoWorld). December 15, 2006. Retrieved on 2006-12-15. 

 

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