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Zach Galifianakis


Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.
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Zach Galifianakis
The only time it's ok to yell out 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing Scrabble...because it's worth a shitload of points.
Galifianakis quotes
The Forgetful Vegan: Man that sure was some good pepperoni pi-Oh Fuck!
Galifianakis
I want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People.




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