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Preston and Steve


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Preston and Steve
Steve: (in Stephen Hawking voice) The-name-of-the-dance-is-the-peppermint-twist. Bum-de-bum.
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I know a whole bunch of families that got AIDS... I mean lice!!!!
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You have to suck those to the core.




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I like to suck on them until there are just nuts left and its just nuts left on my tongue.
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If I put that on, I get eaten worse.
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Hit him in the dick!
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Guess what I get to do?!?!
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Steve: Some people make [Ian Ziering] the odds-on favorite to win Dancing with the Stars, because he's paired up with this girl, here.
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[in Anna Nicole voice]: Wanna benefit from the death of my son?
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Preston: Oh my God.
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I remember the first time I saw an uncircumsized penis.




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[in Anna Nicole voice]': How gay are you?
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