Fred Gallagher
"Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r."
"I don't get it. What is it about a school uniform that turns fanboys like you into drooling morons?"
Mr Grier: "OK! Let's get started with today's English lesson, eh? Today we are going to learn some 'Canadian' English. Let's start with some Canadian expressions popular right now, eh? Repeat after me:
'Neverwinter Nights will be released when it is complete.'
'Neverwinter Nights will be released this winter.'
'In Canada it's always winter.'
'Neverwinter Nights will be released soon, we promise!'"
Junko, trying to translate to Japanese: "I'm sorry, my English isn't creative enough to translate that."
Erika, putting a hat over Piro's eyes: "Perfect."
Miho: "I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents." - "In my case, they made an exception."
"She's not a person, Largo, she's a commodity. Be happy for her. At least commodities are worth something."
"Even when they have digital readouts, I can't understand them."
"Give me a city block to rebuild anyday. Some things just can't be fixed."
"You vomited, I took that for a 'yes'."
Largo: "Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?"
"You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?"
"Yea."
"There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?"
"Yea, it sucked."
"'Nuff said."
"All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it."
"yknow, now that i think about it, the greeks were pretty Emo, weren't they?"
To Erika: "Woah... you are r4ck3d! Hey, both of our roomies are totally wasted. Whaddya say...when we get to your place let me show you what l33t things I can do with your systemz. I kin mak3 em scr34m!"
"There are no ski lifts in the world of creativity. You gotta haul your own ass up the slope every time you want to come back down it. It's not so bad, the more you climb up, the stronger you get, and the higher you can go, which makes for better runs."
"Video games are a conduit for the soul. They expand our lives, channel our imagination, test our skillz. Games exist as a channel for the boundless energy of people all over the world. It is a medium you are incapable of understanding."
"Ph34r my l33t n3kkid skillz!!!"
"I'm not negative, I just have a fail-friendly way of looking at the world."
Piro: "Nice mullet. Do all your heroes look like 'MacGyver'?" - "There are no more heroes."
“There are many kinds of wounds. But to take damage from someone you trust…Betrayal is the deepest wound of all.”