Chetan Bhagat
Indian author.
But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun.
Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.
As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from google of course.
Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.
People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.
I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.
Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.
All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.
One thing guys know is when to shut up.
Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.