Chetan Bhagat
Indian author.
Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.
We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.
to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work.
It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town.
I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.
Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.
Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is.
Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.
I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old.
That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.
Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks.
Progress is building something lasting for future.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.
Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.
Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.
Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.
Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.
Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.