Chetan Bhagat
Indian author.
Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.
Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.
One thing guys know is when to shut up.
All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.
Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.
I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.
People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.
Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.
As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from google of course.
Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.
But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun.
Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.
Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.
Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.
Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.
Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.
This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Progress is building something lasting for future.
Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks.