Charlie Sheen
More famous under his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor.
Can't is the cancer of happen.
I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? … What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what?
Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.
We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." (Piers Morgan Tonight)
I didn’t really believe I had "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA." These were just jokes.
I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me.
There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
...from some distant memory as she stood there before you.
I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.
I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then look at me and they say 'I can't process it'. Well no, and you never will. Stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show.
I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.
I’m grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I’m not 'aw shucks' … because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)
(on his firing from Two and a Half Men) I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.
Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.