Bruce Forsyth
British entertainer and showman who achieved celebrity on the show Sunday Night at the London Palladium, and has since presented game shows such as Play Your Cards Right, The Generation Game, and Strictly Come Dancing.
I'm the Joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest; but here's a pair that's worth revealing, come on dollies, do your dealing!
[to Jonathan Ross] I might be 3,000 years old, but I can hear!
Let's meet the eight who are going to generate. [Eight contestants competed in the show]
What a lovely audience, so much better than last week!
Let's have a look at the jolly old score board.
I'm the Joker of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack and if you like things that come in pairs, check out my fabulous Croupiers.
Points make prizes. What do points make...? [the audience would then shout "Prizes"]
Hang loose, we'll be back in a deuce!
Here's my lovely Anthea, and isn't her frock wonderful, ladies and gentlemen? Come on, give us a twirl, my love!
You don't get anything for a pair... [the audience then shouts, "Not in this game!"]
It could still be a big night if you play your cards right. Goodnight!
Boy Bruce, the Mighty Atom - Forsyth's bill matter as a child performer in the 1930s/40s.
Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back!
You've won a Brucie Bonus!
You can be ?3000* under, but not one penny over.
Well never mind, but tonight could still be a big night if you Play Your Cards Right.
I'm the leader of the pack and I'm such a jolly jack - and here they are, they're so appealing - OK dollies, do your dealing!
You get nothing for a pair... [the audience would then shout "Not in this game"]
I'll make a note of that.