Anonymous
Anonymous is the adjective form of anonymity derived from the Greek word anonymia, meaning "without a name" or "namelessness".
I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving's not for you!
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soonly overtakes him.
Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.
Everything's better with butter. (cf "We're all a lot better for butter" UK Milk Marketing Board TV advertising slogan, 1970s)
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
In one ear, out the other.
History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.
Times change, and we change with them.
The world is big again. (after the retirement of the Concorde)
The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
We are not meant to be good, we are just meant to exist. - Attributed to Trik Flite
As you move through life, set aside good ideas and give them to others to encourage and inspire.
Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.
Don't look back in anger. – Oasis.
Miss with the best , die like the rest. (Faisal Alrashed)
Man must shut up, or be shut up.
Don't drink water... Fish have sex in it! - paraphrasing of W.C. Fields quotation