Anonymous
Anonymous is the adjective form of anonymity derived from the Greek word anonymia, meaning "without a name" or "namelessness".
Life is a joke, (various endings follow).
If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.
Whos been stealing my icecreams.
I know very well that beauty is empty. But I want it anyway.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
How long is a piece of string?
Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
Nobody ever said that life is fair.
Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease.
Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.
Home is where you make it.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.
Good things come to those who wait.
It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.
There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.
Life sucks, then you die.
I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.
The things we remember best are those better forgotten.
Violence isn't the answer, but it's a bloody good guess.