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"Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
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Ghost Hunters. October 31, 2006.
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In reference to Samoa Joe

 

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