"Okay, okay! Honestly, you f**king DICK, get the f**k away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
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Talking to a member of the K-9 unit when pulled over
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http://cmpunk.livejournal.com/Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you f**king DICK, get the f**k away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Phil Brooks
This presidential race is the biggest dick contest in history. "Your dick is indecisive!" "Your dick started an unnecessary war!" "Your dick didn't get injured enough in Vietnam!" "Your dick didn't even go to Vietnam!" "Your dick is soft on terrorism!" "Your dick started terrorism!" "Your dick blamed Vietnam vets for atrocities that made all vets unable to come home to a hero's welcome." "Your dick forged its way out of military service!" Has this kind of dick-waggling happened before outside of a pro-wrestling context?
Margaret Cho
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