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P. G. Wodehouse

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‘And shove him into a dungeon with dripping walls and see to it that he is well gnawed by rats.’

 
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I got out of the bathroom of course. I locked the front door and pushed the big wardrobe up against the bathroom door. I thought it'd be good to be careful. A little too late, maybe.
I'm not leaving my apartment. I'm not gonna give it away. No. There's no reason I should.
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