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Help! I'm David of Sesame Street, and they're trying to kill me!
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While experiencing an episode of bipolar disorder. Hilman, Randy (1980-09-20). "Sesame Street Actor Charged In Neighborhood Rampage Here". Nashville Tennessean. 

 

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