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threats like, "if you don't mind I will beat on your behind"
"slap you, slap you silly" made me say,
"o, what's the matter here?"

 

Natalie Merchant

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He said "I'll punch your head!" I said "Whose?" He said "Yours!"
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I said "Me?" He said "Yes!" I said "No!"
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