The reports of my death have been greatly understated.
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from "Message from Morrissey," True To You (31 January, 2013). Twist on a quote by Mark Twain.Morrissey
Misquote: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
Misquote: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Samuel Langhorne (Mark Twain) Clemens
Reports of my madness, as they say, are greatly exaggerated. I think people are capable of defining truth for themselves. Not that I give a bugger what anyone chooses to believe, as long as they don't feel compelled force their beliefs on others.
David Icke
U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York Daily News reports that two of its reporters carried box cutters, razor knives, and pepper spray on fourteen commercial flights without getting caught. Then ABC News reports that it smuggled fifteen pounds of uranium into New York City. Then Fox News reports that it flew Osama bin Laden to Washington, D.C., and videotaped him touring the White House.
Dave Barry
No, no, never send interim reports. Only final ones. Interim reports tend to elicit orders. Which you must either then obey, or spend valuable time and energy evading, which you could be using to solve the problem.
Lois McMaster Bujold
Morrissey
Morrow, Dwight
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