Money Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
The demand for money is regulated entirely by its value, and its value by its quantity.
Once I establish credit, I may be able to function. A man needs credit. Especially when he has no money.
The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none.
There is a century-old saying, "The dollar votes more times than the man."
The problem with Christian culture is we think of love as a commodity. We use it like money.
Remember that time is money.
All this money can't buy me a time machine.
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
Owe money at Easter and Lent will seem short to thee.
The quantity of money, which is readily parted with to obtain a thing is called its price.
All money is essentially merchandize.
Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time rich and cash poor.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
We reckon hours and minutes to be dollars and cents.
The one sure mark of a con, though, is the promise of free money.
Money should never be the reason you ever do or don't do anything. I haven't paid rent in 3 months.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness wasn't spending it helping people who needed it.