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Cruel, but composed and bland,
Dumb, inscrutable and grand,
So Tiberius might have sat,
Had Tiberius been a cat.
--
"Poor Matthias" (1867).

 

Matthew Arnold

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I pick myself up off the ground to have you knock me back down
Again and again and when I ask you to explain
You say, you've got to be...
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