Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.
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on the topic of public art, quoted at franceinlondon.com (September 2004)Martin Firrell
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This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd, My Lord, I had forgott the Fart.
John Aubrey
Riding the crest, I diversified, exploiting a highly marketable capacity to fart at will... By mastering this skill I set myself on a par with those court jesters of old who could wow the monarch and all his retinue with a simultaneous leap, whistle and fart. Unable to extend my neo-Homeric story-telling activities from the playground to the classroom, I could nevertheless continue to hog the limelight by interpolating a gaseous running commentary while the teacher addressed himself to the blackboard.
Clive James
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
Kurt Vonnegut
Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.
Bill Allred
I’m a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
Djuna Barnes
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