Marriage Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . . because it shows you still care.
Imagine using as an authority in the matter of marriage the opinion of a celibate priest!
I believe marriage to be the best and most important relation that can exist between two human beings.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
Mrs Prentice: Have you taken up transvestism? I'd no idea our marriage teetered on the edge of fashion.
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
Marriage and hanging go by destiny; matches are made in heaven.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Love is love, but marriage is an investment.