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"In fact, using IE is like painting a bull's-eye on your forehead and walking into a war zone."
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"No reason to rush your upgrade to IE 8" in the Newsletter Issue 192, Windows Secrets, April 2, 2009, retrieved April 2, 2009

 

Mark Joseph Edwards

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Mark how my fame rings out from zone to zone:
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