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One day, when Charles was a very small boy, he came up to his father and showed him a book of logarithms, with the request, "Please explain." Mr. Dodgson told him that he was much too young to understand anything about such a difficult subject. The child listened to what his father said, and appeared to think it irrelevant, for he still insisted, "But, please, explain!"
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Stuart Dodgson Collingwood, The Life and Letters of Lewis Carroll (1898) pp. 12-3.

 

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