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And going for the clincher, a girl cries out in vain
How Jesus lived 6 years longer than Kurt Cobain
And Jesus' hair was longer, and Jesus' arms were stonger
And Jesus's eyes were bluer, and Jesus' thoughts were truer.
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Jesus Lived 6 Years Longer Than Kurt Cobain by Bollock Brothers

 

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