Mr. Kinski had died, and they quoted me in his obituary, confirming that he had a reputation as being difficult with directors. First I felt awful. You die and your obituary should list your accomplishments, and here I was trashing the man. And then I remembered what a mean bastard he'd been to me. This was just karma biting him in the ass. This was my revenge. But you know what I really wish? I wish his obituary had quoted me saying what a compelling actor he was, how great he was to watch. He really was great to watch.
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David Schmoeller, Please Kill Mr. Kinski (1999)Klaus Kinski
I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.
Mark Twain
I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.
Samuel Langhorne (Mark Twain) Clemens
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
Brendan Behan
An autobiography is obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
Quentin Crisp
Last December 13th, there appeared in the newspapers the juiciest, spiciest, raciest obituary it has ever been my pleasure to read.
It was that of a lady named Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, who had, in her lifetime, managed to acquire as lovers practically all of the top creative men in central Europe. And, among these lovers, who were listed in the obituary, by the way, which is what made it so interesting, there were three whom she went so far as to marry: One of the leading composers of the day, Gustav Mahler, composer of "Das Lied von der Erde" and other light classics, one of the leading architects, Walter Gropius, of the "Bauhaus" school of design, and one of the leading writers, Franz Werfel, author of the "Song of Bernadette" and other masterpieces.
It's people like that who make you realize how little you've accomplished. It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.Tom Lehrer
Kinski, Klaus
Kipling, Rudyard
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