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Wake up people! If you are gay and living in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, what the f**k else are you gonna do? You're gonna join the musical theatre. That's all you got in Pigeon Forge - there's no "bear" bar! This is it. Suit up.....put the wings on!

 

Kathy Griffin

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Dylan Moran

 

What's the difference between a pigeon and an Iowa farmer? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a tractor.

 

Morris Udall

 

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

 

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