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Jon Stewart

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You don't have to make comedian sound like a venereal disease. He's a comedian. He's gonorrhea. [...] And variety show? You make me sound like some kind of buffoon, just flapping my arms to crazy sound effects. [Montage of sound effects from Mad Money plays.] Yeah! Like that guy! Whoever he is.
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Reaction to clip of Jim Cramer's appearance on the The Today Show discussing Stewart's criticism.

 
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