I'm a stand-up. And no one on the circuit's terribly impressed if you're on TV. I suppose I've stolen my ethos from Jay Leno. You can do all the TV in the world, but that's a team game, and anyone can be dropped from the squad. And if you haven't gigged in a while, you're not firing, you're not match fit. So I try and do it whenever I can.
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Ed Caesar (February 21, 2005) "Think this is a laugh? You must be joking", The Independent.Jimmy Carr
"I don't want to play with children. Nothing good will come out of it" (Bulykin on ideas of training with the youth squad of Anderlecht to stay in shape after being dropped from the Ariël Jacobs team)
Dmitri Bulykin
At times we forget that football is a team effort, a team game and not a solo show game. Sometimes we just don't respect the game. I love my game, but sometimes you need to please the people around you also, and pass the ball to them. At times during games we forget about team-mates in better positions while we try and force our way in, rather than pass to players in better positions around the box. That is something I'm thinking about more.
Thierry Henry
When the Democratic Party forms a firing squad, we form a circle.
Morris Udall
Stolen sweets are always sweeter,
Stolen kisses much completer,
Stolen looks are nice in chapels,
Stolen, stolen, be your apples.Leigh Hunt
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Carr, Jimmy
Carr, Nicholas G.
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