"This evil nation has smeared fag feces blended with dyke-- fag semen and dyke feces on the Bible!"
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"Sermon_20010914.mp3". WBC Download Center. Westboro Baptist Church. September 14, 2001.Fred Phelps
My mother said to me, "Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?" "Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke!"
Lea DeLaria
I like to start off by telling you some great news. I got approved for a new reality show. It's an Extreme Makeover show for middle-aged lesbians, called "This Old Bull-Dyke". We already have a sponser too. Wolverine Steel-Toed Boots has picked it up. We originally had another name for it, but the censors nixed it. It was originally going to be called, "Pimp My Muff!"
Ron White
We are born amid feces and urine.
Augustine of Hippo
[James Mason voice]: I pick my ass for pleasure, not for defense. That's where the feces come in.
Preston and Steve
Phelps, Fred
Phelps, Michael
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