If you are going to have an afterlife, why not just have a physical afterlife? Just come back as a tentacle with a set of lips looking for huge lumps of chocolate to f**k, it'd be much more reasonable.
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On afterlife (religion).Dylan Moran
Moran, Dylan
Moravia, Alberto
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