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Dylan Moran

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This stage, if it hasn't already, probably will see a production of the Vagina Monologues. Which I cannot wait to see, because it sounds so fabulously f**king stupid. Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya.

 
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