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It wasn't until in the last year and a half that I started making fun of myself and the fact that I have big boobs. I never really was comfortable with my large breasts. And I went to the plastic surgeon, and almost got a breast reduction. I didn't do it, thankfully.
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""Five words that must never be uttered ever again"". ThisIsWhatWeDoNow.com. July 2005. 

 

Diora Baird

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