Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.
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p. 256Dan Savage
Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. And there’s an opening convey of generalities. A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner.
John Steinbeck
"I don't mean any disrespect. I truly don't. But Texas isn't nature. Texas is city and smog and humidity and heat."
Don Miller
Ron White's son is going on a direct flight from Austin, Texas to Houston, Texas and is talking to the flight attendant.
Bill Engvall
Texas has the death penalty and we use it! That's right. You kill somebody in Texas, we will kill you right back! That's our policy!
Ron White
One recalls the governor of Texas who, asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that "if English was good enough for Jesus, then it is good enough for me." Rightly are the simple so called.
Christopher Hitchens
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