Welcome back, my naughty donkeys.
Craig Ferguson
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And, afterward, when a child was naughty or disobedient, its mother would say:
"You must pray to the good Santa Claus for forgiveness. He does not like naughty children, and, unless you repent, he will bring you no more pretty toys."
But Santa Claus himself would not have approved this speech. He brought toys to the children because they were little and helpless, and because he loved them. He knew that the best of children were sometimes naughty, and that the naughty ones were often good. It is the way with children, the world over, and he would not have changed their natures had he possessed the power to do so.L. Frank Baum
Welcome back, my naughty penguins.
Craig Ferguson
Welcome back, my naughty monkeys. [whipcrack]
Craig Ferguson
The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.
Larry Craig
Gentlemen, you have fought like lions and been led by donkeys.
Erwin Rommel
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