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Conor Oberst

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When it rains it pours, they say. My guess is that its those damned English terrorists with their weather machine, trying to ruin our fun.
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After the roof of the tent collapsed and Oberst was drenched with the collected rainwater. Oxegen Festival, Dublin, July 2007.

 
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