He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
Charlie Sheen
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I mean, don't tell me about Lenny Bruce, man - Lenny Bruce said dirty words in public and obtained a kind of consensual martyrdom. Plus which Lenny Bruce was hip, too goddam hip if you ask me, which was his undoing, whereas Elvis was not hip at all. Elvis was a goddam truck driver who worshipped his mother and would never say "shit" or "f**k" around her, and Elvis alerted America to the fact that it had a groin with imperatives that had been stifled. Lenny Bruce demonstrated how far you could push a society as repressed as ours and how much you could get away with, but Elvis kicked "How Much Is That Doggie in the Window" out the window and replaced it with "Let's f**k." The rest of us are still reeling from the impact. Sexual chaos reigns currently, but out of chaos may flow true understanding and harmony, and either way Elvis almost singlehandedly opened the floodgates.
Elvis Presley
If you don't have ammunition, you have bayonets! FIX BAYONETS! GET DOWN!
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
If you don't have ammunition, you have bayonets! FIX BAYONETS! GET DOWN!
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose their direction and begin to bend: such nails are then thrown into the dust or into the furnace.
Walter Savage Landor
There's way too many frickin' -- excuse me -- cooks in the kitchen.
Ray Nagin
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