Yquotes.com

 

The zip on my wallet broke, sealing the money inside. How am I supposed to buy a new wallet? (29 January 2010)

 

Ben Croshaw

» Ben Croshaw - all quotes »

Similar quotes

 

It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

 

Russell Baker

 

I got a wallet, it's a Trifold... that shit is stacked! It's orange in color, in case I want to buy a deer

 

Mitch Hedberg

 

For myself, I would much prefer to be stuck with Kentucky in the NCAA Tournament, than stuck with George Bush in the White House. It is the difference between losing your wallet at a cock fight and losing all your credit cards forever, along with your job and your house and your ability to earn enough money to pay off your sports-gambling debts or even a six-pack on game day. . .

 

Hunter S. Thompson

 

In a real fight, there ain't no time and you've got to use your wits. If someone were threatening the life of my child, then I'd be a good fighter. If somebody just wanted to steal my wallet, well, maybe I wouldn't worry about it so much.

 

Hugo Weaving

 

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Let's be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus. There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period.

 

Michael Crichton