The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
Anne Bancroft
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I've repeatedly said that for people as little in common as Joanne and myself, we have an uncommonly good marriage. We are actors, we make pictures — and that's about all we have in common. Maybe that's enough. Wives shouldn't feel obligated to accompany their husbands to a ball game, husbands do look a bit silly attending morning coffee breaks with the neighbourhood wives when most men are out at work. Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends — and not impose one upon the other.
Paul Newman
Women my wife's age with broken marriages take up robustly with fellows much younger than themselves, sometimes boys, and their husbands don't like that part of it at all. (It's a means they have of really sticking it to us. The husbands can do without the money and kids. But they can't abide their wives' humping a younger dick and letting everyone know.)
Joseph Heller
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
Nelson Rodrigues
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit, like all husbands.
George Bernard Shaw
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