Nine women cannot deliver a baby in one month.

 

Nine women cannot deliver a baby in one month.
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Frederick P. Brooks from his book The Mythical Man-Month: Essays on Software Engineering
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This is very similar to a statement attributed to Wernher von Braun

 

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Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.

 

Theodore von Karman

 

From the lightning and the tempest,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the scourge of the earthquake,
O Lord, deliver us.
From plague, famine, and war,
O Lord, deliver us.
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O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the cobalt,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the strontium,
O Lord, deliver us.
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O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Fallout,
O Lord, deliver us.
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O Lord, deliver us.
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O Lord deliver us. ~ Ch 2

 

Walter M. (Jr.) Miller

 

I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy— same maturity level.

 

Gloria Estefan

 

...why the American people would even give the slightest consideration for government health programs. They don't want the government to deliver their automobiles, or their videocassette recorders, or their food... The best way to deliver healthcare is the way we deliver all goods and services in a free society.

 

Ron Paul

 

My wife wants a dog. She already has a baby. The baby’s almost two. My wife says that the baby wants the dog.
My wife has been wanting a dog for a long time. I have had to be the one to tell her that she couldn’t have one. But now the baby wants a dog, my wife says. This may be true. The baby is very close to my wife. They go around together all the time, clutching each other tightly. I ask the baby, who is a girl, “Whose girl are you? Are you Daddy’s girl?” The baby says, “Momma,” and she doesn’t just say it once, she says it repeatedly, “Momma momma momma.” I don’t see why I should buy a hundred-dollar dog for that damn baby.

 

Donald Barthelme