Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.
Anonymous
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
The Optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, the Pessimist fears it is true.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people meaner.
Karl Kraus
I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool, an optimist must know what a sad place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day.
Peter Ustinov
An optimist is somebody who thinks our various political and social systems, schools and churches, support groups and Boy Scout troops, jury trials and congressional committees, are on the up-and-up. That they are intended for the benefit of the members. The reality is that they are designed to keep everyone in line.
Jack McDevitt
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Anouilh, Jean
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