Do yourself a favour, you tragic-looking old pisspot... go someplace and eat a lightbulb.
Warren Ellis
I'm not in favour of the army, I'm in favour of replacing it with armed workers' brigades to defend the factories.
Ken Livingstone
I am not, as I consider, to decide cases in favour of fools or idiots, but in favour of ordinary English people, who understand English when they see it, and are not deceived by any difference in type, but who have before them a very plain statement.
George Jessel
I have a bit of a consummate victim in my head. That’s who I identify with throughout history. When I was 10 I would draw black eyes on myself because I thought it was cool. You’re so into people who are tragic. You want to be that so badly. But you probably aren’t really the tragic genius that you think you are.
Peter Wentz
(Imitating Royal Family) I've tell you we've not been inbred but don't look at the ears. That's all we can do is screw in a lightbulb. Look at the teeth, look at the ears and go, something's gone wrong. Gene pool is a jacuzzi back up."
Robin Williams
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
Tenzin Gyatso (14th Dalai Lama)
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