Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch...
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You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1940)W. C. Fields
A scoundrel will be a scoundrel, even with two university degrees.
Boleslaw Prus
I hope that whoever stole it, stole it because they loved it, and not because of all the hype.
Stella Vine
I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own car. "Get out of the car, get out of the f**king car! You stole this car!" I was like 'damn, maybe I did!'.
Chris Rock
It is a melancholy truth; yet such is the blessed effect of civilization! the most respectable women are the most oppressed; and, unless they have understandings far superiour to the common run of understandings, taking in both sexes, they must, from being treated like contemptible beings, become contemptible.
Mary Wollstonecraft
Guests I would want over for lunch… Shahrukh, because he’s a very sweet guest and will appreciate your efforts even if the food doesn’t taste great. And Rani because we really get along well. I’m sure she will cook half the lunch and it will taste fantastic!
Rani Mukerji
Fields, W. C.
Fierstein, Harvey
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