I called him to buy some meth, but I threw it away.

 

I called him to buy some meth, but I threw it away.
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KKTV, accessed 3 November 2006.

 

Ted Haggard

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I once held her in my arms,
She said she would always stay,
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I threw it all away.

 

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Shakespeare's name, you may depend upon it, stands absurdly too high and will go down. He had no invention as to stories, none whatever. He took all his plots from old novels, and threw their stories into dramatic shape... That he threw over whatever he did write some flashes of genius, nobody can deny; but this was all.

 

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