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Simon Amstell: So Penny, you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail, didn't you?
Penny Smith: Yes I've done many strange things in my time.
Simon Amstell: So what does one wear to a lynching?
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 19, episode 4
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John Barrowman Does a vagina wiggle?[...]
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Simon Amstell I'm not an expert
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 19 Episode 5
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Kelly Rowland:"The power of Christ compells you" (Chucking water at Simon)
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Simon Amstell:"I'm a jew, but thank you thank you for the water"

 

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