I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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p. 4Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)
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I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!
Rodney (born Jacob Cohen) Dangerfield
I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!
Jacob (Rodney Dangerfield) Cohen
Some people are born ugly. It's not their fault, and I for one have never held it against a man that he is ugly. but others — and I count myself among them — are born with handsome features. That's a gift that should not be lightly taken away.
David Gemmell
It’s nothing to be born ugly. Sensibly, the ugly woman comes to terms with her ugliness and exploits it as a grace of nature. To become ugly means the beginning of a calamity, self-willed most of the time.
Colette
Dangerfield, Rodney (born Jacob Cohen)
Daniel, Samuel
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