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Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Quoted in Bob Fenster, Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros (2005), p. 37

 
Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)

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