Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
God help the nation where self-caricature and satire are verboten.
Wherefore, since nothing but blows will do, for God's sake let us come to a final separation.
People having religions is an insult to the universe.
Locke sank into a swoon;
The Garden died;
God took the spinning-jenny
Out of his side.
What is resignation? It is putting God between one's self and one's grief.
Where God hath a temple, the Devil will have a chapel.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Talent is God-given; be humble. Fame is man-given; be thankful. Conceit is self-given; be careful.
Fear is the contradiction of faith. Faith says, Whatever it is, it’ll be okay because of God.
A man knocking on the door of a brothel is looking for God.
It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity.
I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.
Lov'est thou me? This is the one test question of our religion; for he that loveth is born of God.
Thank God for the mind. It's the only place where we have freedom of speech.
Trying to separate cigarettes and alcohol, that's against God's will!
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
You've gut to git up airly
Ef you want to take in God.
Obedience carries in it the life-blood of religion.
Shakespeare — the nearest thing in incarnation to the eye of God.
“I can be on guard against my enemies, but God deliver me from my friends!”