Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.
Oh, if God would but give me strength to strangle him in my last agony, I’d go to hell with joy.
Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme.
If that's the world's smartest man, God help us.
All religions were equal. But Islam was more equal.
God, sometimes you just don't come through. Do you need a woman to look after you?
God pity me now and all desolate sinners
Demented with beauty!
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
God is a foreman with certain definite views
Who orders life in shifts of work and leisure.
Is it the gods who set this fire in our hearts, or do we each make our fierce desire into a god?
To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, would be to be a god.
It is only through religion that communism can be achieved, and has been achieved over and over.
God gave us these things to use. After the last tree is felled, Christ will come back.
God exists...but only in our minds
Only God singing this song of you... makes true light... somehow possible.
I may not speak till Eros' torch is dim,
The god is bitter and will have it so.
Religion as a science, as a study, is the greatest and healthiest exercise that the human mind can have.
I got three letters today telling me that I'm god. Why can't I pay the rent?
Conscience is the authentic voice of God to you.
A convert's enthusiasm for his new religion is greater than that of a person who is born in it.