Ze Frank
Online performance artist and humorist based in Brooklyn, New York.
Okay, roll-call, no talking. Benny, Marc; Ethel, Shakina, nice shoes. Bobo twins, anyone seen the Bobo twins? Those Bobo twins.
This little bathtub smells like ass.
Are the new viewers gone yet?
This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to. (Standard sign-off for "The Show"; varies at times)
Any individual entity that pretends to understand the rules that guide this space is under an illusion.
A wedge strategy is where you focus on a highly charged issue at the borders of rationality and emotion. The emotional content of the issue can create a moral conviction that the issue needs to be resolved at any cost. Tactics that would otherwise be called into question can then be employed to resolve the issue. This sets precedent for the future use of those tactics in other arenas.
in the summertime sometimes i sleep "macho": ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe.
Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show")
...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit.