Wesley Willis (1963 – 2003)
Musician who did mostly solo work, but also worked with the punk rock band known as the Wesley Willis Fiasco.
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"McDonalds is a place to rock / It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat / It is a good place to listen to the music / People flock here to get down to the rock music." - Rock 'N Roll McDonalds
"At 10:00 PM, I drove my bronco back to Birdman's real estate / I jumped over his fence after dark / I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane / Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol / Suddenly I jumped back in my bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson" - Birdman Kicked My Ass"
"Here's what I'm going to have to say to all of you. If some of you have demons in your head who talk to you in profanity or whatever, don't let your demon shoot down your rock music, don't let your demon keep you off the joy bus. So like I say, Rock music pays off."
"Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me. But I will not let my torture profanity demon shoot it down."
"The vultures were hungry." - The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up
"Christmas is Jesus Christ's birthday! / That's what it is all about in the mix!" - Merry Christmas
"Say Ronald Reagan, what the fuck are you doing in my house? Get out of here right now, and don't you ever come back over here again! If you come back this way, I will shoulder the weapon and shoot the living shit out of you!" - I Can't Drive
"Suck a polar bears funky ass!" - Suck a Cheetah's Dick
"It's the end of World War I / It's the end of World War II!" - It's the End of the Western
"The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way."
"Rock over London. Rock on Chicago." - Repeated at the end of most songs
"Stop shooting old ladies." - Stop the Violence
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