Weird Al Yankovic
American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me not to reproduce, I did it anyway.
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.
I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat!
I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!
Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: "Hey - you've got weasels on your face." Right then I knew it was true love.
I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. It worked.
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
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